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A elderly gentleman used a hearing aid, and occasionally it would emit a high-pitched squeal that could be heard by anyone near him.

His granddaughter was sitting on his lap one day when the device started to beep. Surprised, the granddaughter looked up at him and said, "Oh, Grampa, you've got e-mail!"

Class Jokes

Jokes You Can Tell in Class

One day there was a news report on TV about an attempted craft shop robbery. One of the employees had apprehended the would-be thief and held him captive until police arrived.

As the news reported relayed the story, a grandson commented to his grandmother, ”What did they do? Hold him at needlepoint?”